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Friday, October 01, 2004

aesop's fables

Olden day Aesop's Fable :

A hungry fox sees a ripe bunch of grapes. Unfortunately, it is on the other side of the fence. (don't ask me, what fence?) Anyways, he tries to get over to the other side of the fence so that he can eat those nice grapes.

He tries all methods possible. He tries jumping over it, but can't. Its too high, see. Then he tries digging a hole underneath so that he can crawl under. But he can't dig a hole deep enough. He also tries crawling through the small hole in the fence, but he is too fat, and the hole isn't big enough.

The hunger gets to him and he loses his head. He has tried everything possible. He decides to ram down the fence. He sets himself up, 10 paces from the fence. Runs towards it as fast as he can and crashes into it head first. Which, as we all would have figured out, is probably not a very good idea. It only serves to give him a spinning headache.

Finally, he decides that he can never get the grapes and decides to walk away, still as hungry as ever. While walking away, he decides to console himself by thinking, "Nah, those grapes were probably sour anyway."

Moral of the story : People who can't get what they want always have a lot of bullshit to say




Modern day Aesop's Fable :

A horny boy sees a chick with big boobs. Unfortunately, he is totally not in the same league as her. (don't ask me, what league?) Anyways, he tries to get over to the other side of the league so that he can enjoy those big boobs.

He tries all methods possible. He tries acting cool, but can't. He's too square, see. Then he tries to chat her up. But he can't conjur a conversation interesting enough. He also tries getting into bed with her when she is drunk, but he is too fat and ugly, and she's not that drunk.

The hornyness gets to him and he loses his head. He has tried everything possible. He decides to publicly declare his love for her boobs. He sets himself up, 10 paces from her. Shouts in the school corridor about his undying love for her boobs and causes a commotion. Which, as we all would have figured out, is probably not a very good idea. It only serves to give him a "face in the arse" syndrome and an outright rejection, plus a court order to stay the fuck away from her.

Finally, he decides that he can never get to her and her boobs and decides to walk away, still as horny as ever. While walking away, he decides to console himself by thinking, "Nah, those boobs were probably fake anyway."

Moral of the story : People who can't get what they want always have a lot of bullshit to say


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