Saturday, September 25, 2004
I have come to a conclusion that a lot of people really can't comprehend simple English. But they like to read blogs. To improve their English, maybe. Ok, so the English here is pretty complicated at times. And yes, I do like to drag my sentences.
But for fucks sake, before you make a downright arse out of yourself, if there is anything that you disgaree with, don't let your big head and your temper get the better of you.
Take a second, go breathe some fresh air. Go walk around your neighbourhood. Go surf for porn and wank. Do whatever it is you do to calm down.
Then, come back and read the article again. 3 times, if necessary. 10 times, if you like. But do not comment on something, only to realise that there is a little "NOT" or "IF" in the sentence and you did not see it, therefore totally misunderstanding the message.
Also, if you have bad grammar, then take a while before interpreting the article. If neccessary, ask your neighbour's son to explain the article to you in whatever language you see fit.
Then come back and comment nicely.
Oh, try to differentiate between sarcasm and sense. If you can't differentiate between the two, then ALWAYS assume it to be the former. If it still bugs you, consult your neighbour's son again. If he is also confused, then ASK ME.
Don't make an ARSE out of yourself.
I'll be back........