Friday, December 10, 2004
I will be back in Bolehland in approximately 30 hours time. Any of my fan club wants to buy me drinks or make out (if you are a chick), I'll be free then.
I can't wait to see what other moronic things have happened to my beloved home. Last time I was back, kids had wheels on their shoes and the Ministry of Health's idea of a good 'No Smoking' advertisement was to put a picture of a chick covering her mouth.
One thing for sure : Hitz.fm's Governator in the mornings is fucking irritating. Hope the guy who does his voice wakes up one day and is driven to insanity as he realises what a moron he has been.