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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

a fucking travesty!

There are somethings which are just not right. In sports, there are a lot of things which are totally screwed up beyond logic. A mutated Chinaman in the NBA is a good example of that. Bloody Porto (and Liverpool) winning the Champions League is another bloody travesty. But somewhere, we have to draw a goddamn freaking line at ridiculous stuffs!

Americans winning the doubles event in world championships of BADMINTON is not just bordering on a joke, its effing ridiculous! What fucking right does a country of people who know nothing about a game have to call one of their own 'world champions'?? Badminton? What the bejesus is badminton!?!?

Of course, it pisses me off even further that those dudes aren't even Americans in the first place. Howard Bach was actually born in Vietnam, and we all know who Tony bloody Gunawan is don't we? Who gives a shit if they beat the top seeds, the second seeds, the fourth and eight seeds? They aren't American, and they represent a country which has no interest in the fucking sport, that it's a disgrace and a goddamn insult to everybody else!

You know which other fucking stupid country does things like that? That's right folks! Singa-bloody-pore! Half All their bloody ping pong players are from China, their top badminton player is from Indonesia, and don't even get me started on their stupid football team. If your country doesn't have enough people, too fucking bad. Make do with what you have. Don't go around getting other people to play for you. That's called hiring mercenaries. Brunei has more money than you and a population 10 times smaller than those kiasuwankers, but I don't see them importing players to play for them.

And hey...what do you know? Freaking BOLEHLAND does the same fucking thing too! Only that we aren't exactly we clever, doing stuffs like importing a retarded Chinawoman (she looks retarded, ok?) to walk around in athletics. Only problem is.......she ain't even good!

And I also have a beef with the American and Australian football teams. If there are two teams that I hate in world football, it's Team USA and the bloody Socceroos. Hellooo.....you didn't invent the game, so have enough respect to call the name by its proper name ok? Its FOOTBALL, not bloody SOCCER.

But hey, I am straying away from the bloody topic...back to those Yanks. I suspect some foul play here. IBF has no money, see. They are trying to market the game to the US of A and try to get some fat baseball watching fans to get interested in badminton (same thing those Glazers are doing with Manyoo).

So, they have the World Badminton Championships in the US. What the fuck for? When their plan was not going according to plan, they decided to let those stupid idiots win by bribing the rest of the competition. And that is why, boys and girls, we now have to call a couple of Americans (actually an Indon and a Viet) the WORLD CHAMPIONS of BADMINTON??

There.....if it hadn't set in yet, go back and read the last sentence and try imagining a Malaysian bloke being the world's best LACROSSE player. LACROSSE? What the fuck is LACROSSE? Do Malaysians even play LACROSSE? I don't know....you tell me.



*If you disagree with me, please fuck off. Don't tell me I am being illogical. I know I am. There is no rationality involved in sports. I bet the Yanks will feel the same way the day a Burmese dude becomes the MLB's MVP (if you don't know what the MLB is, well I have proven half my point already)*

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Ramblings:
don't blame the countries, blame the defected players.
 



i blame the system!
 



everybody just suck. *runs*
 



Ameican rules !!!111!111!1!1!!!!11111
 



Everyone knows how stupid the Americans are. The only difference is that they don't get retarded players, unlike my beloved MY.
 



ky : Actually, I am more inclined to blame the countries. Most of the imported players aren't good enough to make into their home country's squad. They would play for their countries, but just aren't good enough. It is the adopting country's fault because they should have a sense of pride and no employ mercenaries.
 



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