Friday, August 05, 2005
suffer, you asshole
*gruesome post....animal lovers - fuck off and don't bitch*
After typing the previous article, I prepared to go to bed. It is a pretty warm night, so I decided to open the windows. Off to brush my teeth, and when I came back to my room, I switched off the light and jumped into bed.
Immediately, I jumped back up in pain because something just stabbed a burning needle into my leg. In a split second reflex reaction, I grabbed whatever it was and threw it on the ground. Still hopping around in pain, I reached for the lights and found a bee buzzing around on the floor, seemingly injured. It must have gotten injured when I grabbed it off my leg. I was about to reach for my book and smash it into pulp, when I had a better idea.
Still smarting from the pain, I picked up the little asshole and placed him on my table. Killing him would be too easy an escape from punishment. I would leave him there suffering in pain while I checked my wound. Powering up google, I searched for first aid on treating bee stings.
Remove the sting, it said.
Sting? What sting? I don't see any sting. I check the bee's ass. Nope, don't see any sting there either. The guide also told me to apply some stuffs like meat tenderiser and water mix (?!!?) Well, I don't have any meat tenderiser lying around, so I guess I'll have to bear with the pain.
Back to the little bastard. It was, like all scum insect are when they are helpless.....fixed in one spot moving their legs around like as though to tell you that they are in pain. Guess what, asshole? Feel my pain!
I decide that death is too easy for him, and torture is good. He did, afterall manage to postpone my sleep. So....being a sadistic evil fuck, I ripped off one of his wings and watch him squirm like crazy. Then, I grabbed my scissors and cut off one small part of his antenna, but he didn't squirm that time....so I learnt a new lesson - there aren't any pain receptors in a bee's antenna.
See that little black thing near the severed wing? That's part of the antenna.
At the moment, he is still squirming around as I type this. I won't kill him. Maybe when I wake up, and if I am in a good mood, I'll end his misery....
keng : Yes, that is what I heard......but I assure you, that fucker was alive and kicking.
Don't try to make me feel guilty...I can still feel the sting.
Ditto , I love torturing insect anyway . I still remember one night when the electric in my residential area was cut out , I so desperate to have something to do by burning mosquitoes and houseflies . :D
DIE MOTHERFUCKER and may all your kind STAY THE FUCK AWAY
andy : You pussy. Its painful, but not that painful.
michael : The bastard died by the time I woke up.
anyway, i nv had the chance to really see a real wasp, or any1's experience frm a sting, nice 1~
...what a cute little guy.
You do realize that a bee/wasp/whatever has little to no sense in decision making.. just so you know..