Friday, September 02, 2005
1 + 1
You can tell a lot about a person just by the way he answers a simple question. Humour me then...what's 1 plus 1? Labels: awesome theories
1 + 1 = 2
Unless he is a 3 year old kid, everybody know what 1+1 is. Therefore, a person asking that question is obviously taking the piss. Only a boring person with no personality would answer 2.
1 + 1 = 3
If there is an answer worse than 2, it surely has to be 3. It is such a common tongue-in-the-cheek answer that it has almost become a cliche. What's 1 plus 1? Three. Bleah. That answer makes you more than boring. It makes you a copy cat. If you wanna be sarcastic, do it properly.
1 + 1 = 11
Some smart ass one day decided to take away the plus sign from the equation, thus leaving the double 1s. And because of that, he decided that that 1 plus 1 equals 11. Another cliche, another boring answer, even though it deserves a more honourable mention compared to 3.
1 + 1 = 5
Elaine, in an apparent test to see if I was drunk asked me what 1 plus 1 was. Without hessitation, I told her it was 5. If you answered 5, good for you. You are as cool as I am (which is pretty damn cool).
Labels: awesome theories
kimberly : binary? YOU GEEK!
KK : Yups, that is right. However, you can pick a number that is too high..like 153
lyn : 8? Now that guy is just trying to be different! Shoot him!
HOW CAN I BE A GEEK?!
*there, there, maggie, that meanie didn't mean it*
Shaun : Hehe..lamer!
Eyeris : No can do. I am the only smartass around here.