Monday, September 26, 2005
Since I am a very wisdomous person, I tend to spread my knowledge to all boundries of the Earth. Also, since I am a very generous person, I shall share some of that knowledge with you guys from my chat with some people (reconstructed from memory). Labels: awesome theories
Now, because apparently a lot of my friends and my friends' friends read my blog (a lot more than I knew off) I have to protect the innocent name of my friends. So, from now on....the girls will be known as Tweety and the guys shall be known as Slyvester.
Tweety : Eh my back pain la.
Vincent : Oh...when I was in school, my Moral teacher said that people who masturbate a lot get backahes.
Tweety : WTF??
Vincent : Yeah, I figured it has something to do with the posture when you do it. Not good for the back.
Tweety : Fuck...That's for guys la.
Vincent : Depends la. If you use Rampant Rabbit then can be hands free. Otherwise need fingers also. Stretching is definately back for the bad posture.
(on another day...different Tweety)
Tweety : OMG....you know that Slyvester. He's sooo damn nice ok.
Vincent : Now now dear. How many times do you want me to tell you that there is NO SUCH THING as a nice guy?
Tweety : Nola. This one is different. He is really nice. He does a lot of stuffs for me.
Vincent : Oh yeah? Like what?
Tweety : Like that day he *censored because Slyvester reads this blog*
Vincent : OMFG!
Tweety : Yeah. Nice guy rite?
Vincent : Dear, there is a big difference between a nice guy and a spineless, no-balls, spoil-the-market dumbass.
Tweety : Does it even matter if the guy is willing to do all those stuffs?
Vincent : Dear, NO ONE is willing to do all those stuffs. One day, he'll get bored of it.
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Labels: awesome theories