Sunday, May 14, 2006
Dear Friends, Labels: musings
If you have been important enough in my life, you would know what is in store for me in the fairly distant future. As you all know, I would soon be exposed to multitudes of AhLians.
I have a small request that I hope you would oblige due to our years of friendship and trust.
If I one day hook up with an AhLian who cannot speak proper English, I ask that you do me a favour and stab me in the eye with an ice pick. It would most probably kill me, but it would definately save my soul.
Of course, you could stab that AhLian instead, but that would result in you getting sent to jail and I do not wish for such a fate to befall on a friend such as yourself. However, if you stab me, I shall write a letter in my own blood saying that I gave you my full authority to do just that.
I hope I am not asking for too much.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Your good friend,
I would have done you a courtesy and would have relieved you from falling into the fate of marrying an Ah Lian. Unfortunately, due to laws of this country, euthanasia is not legal. Hence and therefore, I must excuse myself from noble duty and would have to leave you to that fate, I pray that you understand. >:)
Your dear friend
What's with all the Ah Lian apologists?
I agree that most of them are only good for one thing and i'm pretty sure Tigerjoe knows what i'm getting at.
Simply put. Ah Lians are just not my type.
When i asked her about her claimed 'mixed' heritage, she said "I'm part Thailanese". WTF?! Thailanese...OMG.
Seriously, how do you define ah lians and ah bengs..i think you should come up with a post for this..heehee
As far as im concerned, here in KL, dressing is whacked anyways, freaking hot n humid, aint gonna get to wear any layers or jacket, not even wear a proper suit but everyone's got their own dressing sense right.
Just like what one of the commenters said, what if shes chinese and cant speak english that well = Ah Lian, maybe a Korean or Jap that doesnt speak english that well = Ah Lian, i dont the terminology works that way right.
Anyways cheers m8, just my 2 cents.