Thursday, June 01, 2006
not quite there yet
So you wake up one day in a weird place. You are still hungover from last night. You look to your side and see a woman lying next to you. She is nude, and you obviously don't see her face because you are staring at her enormous rack. Labels: musings
You feel something on your prick and when you look down, you discover that you passed out before taking out the damn rubber. Boy, that's gotta hurt. Slowly, you wince as you try to remove the damn thing. And then, like a bandaid, you decide to rip it off in one go.
And you do just that. It hurts, but then you feel relieved. Just then, your one night stand companion turns on her side and faces you. You stare at her and you just can't belive that Angelina Jolie is staring into your eyes.
She gives you a peck on a cheek as she leaves and she says, "Thanks a lot. You're one of the best I ever had."
Would you be:
a) BEAMING WITH PRIDE...because firstly, you were drunk and you weren't even performing 100% and secondly, she's Angelina Jolie and she's probably had men of all shapes and sizes before.
b) PISSED...because she said you were 'one of the best' and not 'the best'.
1. i just fucked angelina jolie
2. i just saw her rack in 3D
but, pissed because:-
1. i probably wont remember what fucking her was like
2. she is leaving instead of giving me a good morning blowjob
Pissed because i wouldn't have remembered any of it and that it prolly wouldn't happen ever again!
you buggers all fail SPM whey. question got two answers only la. got reason leh. think metaphors, can?!?!
But anyways, why Angie? why not someone like Scarlett Johansson, now that minx is hot.