Sunday, November 26, 2006
Staying next to a forest, I get a lot of uninvited guests. The crickets sing me a lullaby as I fall asleep each night, while the frogs burp louder than my friend (aptly nicknamed Froggie) during mating season. Labels: musings
The other day, a bloody thirsty mosquito tried to suck up some of my bodily fluids when I swatted him and did as anybody else would have done. I picked up its liveless carcass (if you can call it that) and threw it onto the floor beside me. Half an hour later, those annoying small ants were feasting on the blood sucker.
Then, 4 days ago, I caught a cockroach crawling in my wastepaper basket that had some bits of tissue paper and used food wrappers but was otherwise empty. I tied up the plastic bag and left the fella in there. For general information, in case it might interest you - the bugger is still alive as of 5 minutes ago. I intend to keep that plastic bag until the fucker dies - just to see how long he can go without food or water (a normal human being would have started decomposing).
And just the other day, I killed a very horrible (and evil) intruder that could have done me some harm. Say hello to Hairy Legs Voldermort:
What if the tarantula perasan think that ppl wanna attack them then release poison? Better not take any chance.
You would be too, if you clobbered a 2 inch long spider from 4 feet away using a broom
It'd make a dam good weapon. Unleash it on your enemies.
Or you could've given it to me.
Anyway, was Voldemort a spider? I thought it was the punks in the forest?
Like k3ng said, you should have caught the bugger.
reminds me of a friend who went to a rather 'ulu' place with toilet quite far away into the jungle
had some bad food & was forced to go to the toilet. but mosquitos were practically swarming the entire area. if you stand still, guaranteed you'll be beaten.
so thus the dilemma of wanting to shit but risking being sucked dry if you squatted still. the solution?
it sounded something like rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat...
stev : You mean you actually listened to someone take a shit?!