Thursday, May 10, 2007
I was having a long chat with my friend TinkerBell. She has had this bloke issue for ages long. Since genesis, to be precise. So, I am telling you what I have always been telling her. Labels: awesome theories
Lesson for you women out there:
1) Vincent is awesome. Listen to Vincent.
2) Don't be a moron. If you like some bloke, tell him. Pick up your balls.
3) Men have huge egos. Telling men that you think they are awesome is another way of verbally sucking their cocks. They will love you for it.
4) But of course, men are also assholes. If you fail, everybody will hear about how you asked him out.
5) Still, chances are pretty good because of (3).
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Labels: awesome theories
But I think men like to continue telling everyone about it because they get smaller orgasms with each new telling. :D