Tuesday, January 20, 2009
i-am-not-shitting-you story of the day
I was queuing at the local KFC (which incidentally has suffered a big drop in business since the 'zionists' started killing innocent people). On a side note, I am not sure I fully understand what 'zionists' are and I am damn sure not many other people fully understand what that term is either. I am also not sure how fried chicken relates to missiles, but that is a story for another day.
Anyway, this bloke in front of me was ordering food for his family. He ordered a Zinger Tower set meal which came with a 'free' watch:
"Encik nak warna apa?"
"Untuk jam tangan...encik nak warna apa?"
"Oh, nak Biru. Warna Keadilan tu."
"Maaf ya, encik. Biru dah habis stok."
"Hijau boleh jugak. Warna PAS tu."
His 5 year old daughter interrupts....
"Ayah, ayah, Mimi nak warna Merah!"
"Tak boleh. Merah UMNO. Jahat tu...."